Okay...

... I'm bored.

Remember that Japanese message tone or ringtone?

I can finally figure out what it's saying.

Pardon me for being slow and if there are any mistakes, I'd like to know.

Hear it here.

ただいま近くにおりません、BEEPという発信の後に
お名前、電話番号と用件をお話ください。

tadaima chikaku ni orimasen, beep to iu hasshin no ato ni
onamae, denwa bangou to youken wo ohanashikudasai.

Literally,
(right now)(near)(at)(not [t]here), beep(say/call)(transmission)(possessive)(after)
(name),(telephone number)(and)(information to be conveyed)(object marker)(to speak[request])

My rough translation...1
not around here right now, after the transmission of the beep,
please leave your name, telephone number and message.

My rough translation...2
The owner is not around at the moment, leave your name, telephone number and message after the beep.

*orimasen is kenjougo(humble) for imasen which is teineigo(polite).

Kay, sleep time.